Let me get this straight; we’re trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it, to be signed by a president who can’t explain it (and who smokes, Lord help him), with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is fat as a pig, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What in heaven’s name could possibly go wrong?

(Thanks to Frank for sending this along to us)